The Casual Deuce

Today at work I witnessed an event that I have never come across in my 32 years. The Casual Deuce!! Legs crossed all whilst doing his business. Is this guy ahead of his time? Is he 4 social classes above me? Was he born with a silver spoon in his mouth?!?!? ... I need to know the story behind this!! .... but I didn't want to be a creeper and wait around to see who it was ... I might never know : (

How has this never happened?

I watch Price is Right during lunch in the gym, and I swear that so many people just narrowly escape this situation. There has had to be a cover-up in the past, right?

Escalator Guy

This guy was riding down the escalator at work ... breeze lifting both flaps of his untucked shirt, revealing his mid-riff, all while his hands were on his hips ...

so weird ...

Gym Massage

FACE TO FACE, STANDING, SWEATY, FAT, DUAL MASSAGES ... I witnessed this no less than 48 hours ago in my gym at work. : (

Who ya gonna call ...

I saw some janitors at work with these vacuums, and the first thing I thought of was the Ghostbusters.

This or That?

Say you lose your thumb on your writing hand in a freak farming accident ... do you learn to write with your other hand ... or try to make it work, minus the thumb?

I go this way:

HEAT COCOON

Instead of feeding dollar bills into my furnace's face ... I concocted my own heating methods, A Team stylee.

Space Heater + Blanket + Indian Stylee = Happiness