How has this never happened?

I watch Price is Right during lunch in the gym, and I swear that so many people just narrowly escape this situation. There has had to be a cover-up in the past, right?

Escalator Guy

This guy was riding down the escalator at work ... breeze lifting both flaps of his untucked shirt, revealing his mid-riff, all while his hands were on his hips ...

so weird ...

Gym Massage

FACE TO FACE, STANDING, SWEATY, FAT, DUAL MASSAGES ... I witnessed this no less than 48 hours ago in my gym at work. : (