The purpose of this blog is to try to catch my most memorable moment of the day and then translate it into Microsoft Paint form.

Thursday, April 30, 2009

Shooter


Tonight I just started drawing in MS Paint, and this guy came out. It might be my favorite character I have ever drawn. He is straight shooter style with a dash of Kennedy thrown in. So the fact that my drawing is the drawing tonight is kind of a self-fulfilling act in and of itself. Win!

Tonight was more gym ... more lifting ... more running ... I got a greek salad from Ziffles Rib joint for dinner. I also enjoyed a little popcorn while watching The Office & 30 Rock tonight.

Wednesday, April 29, 2009

LOST SPOILER WARNING












One of my favorite character on Lost got shot tonight ... I hope he lives, but I am not thinking he will. Only 2 more episodes of Lost this season ... I can't believe it is almost over already.

I got a quick lift in today at the gym and even got to eat some dinner at Casa's with my parents and my brother.

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Uneventful Day

Nothing really happened that was noteworthy today. I worked, lifted weights, ran on the treadmill, and watched Fringe. I had leftover philly cheese steaks for dinner. Hopefully tomorrow will bring something amusing.

Monday, April 27, 2009

I GOT A GRILL!

I bought my first grill today off my friend Jeremy. I think I will have to get a steak for my initial grilling of meat. This should be a good summer now ... nothing like grilling out.

I finally made it back to the gym ... I think my cold is finally gone. I don't think it was the swine flu ... so ... win.

A funny bumper sticker came to me at work. I am not so sure that it makes sense ... but it kinda makes weird sense to me. It is as follows:

My Other Car is Pants

see ... kinda makes sense .. but not really .... those kinda things are my fav

Saturday, April 25, 2009

I Dunnit

This is me after everyone found out that I was the murderer in a Murder Mystery party that I attended tonight at Jeremy & Adrienne's home. It was Jeremy's 30th b-day party. My character was a lifeguard who decided to kill his best friend in an attempt to keep his job. The best friend had learned detrimental secrets about myself.

It was a lot of fun and something I had not experienced before. I got to see a lot of friends that I haven't seen in a while so it was a really fun night.

Friday, April 24, 2009

The Incident


Today I bore witness to this incident at work. It really caught me off guard. How do you come back from something like this? hahahah

I think I am going to a hockey game tonight ... it's the Komets in the playoff ... our team here at work has a suite.

Blarghhh ... I can't get over my sickness .... I wonder if I need actual medicine? ... maybe

I'll leave you with this ...

My all-star quote of the day ... by me


Heather … Chinese have no need to make toys for dogs.

That would be like Americans making toys for fried chicken.

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

NO LOST TONIGHT : (


This is me remembering that there is no Lost tonight. Erghhhhh ... this is the worst. What else am I supposed to do on a Wednesday night??? So I ordered a pizza from Lil Ceasars ..... I am almost ready to start working out again ... I am about over my cold .... laters

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Happy 24th Ryan


Today is my brother's 24th birthday. I only saw him for about 15 minutes today : (
He had class at night, and I couldn't celebrate with him ... He had free Bandidos mexican food at lunch with my parents ... but I couldn't attend since I was back at work ... back from my pink eye ... I had pink eye in both eyes ... ewwww .... but I got eye drops from the doc and they are on there way to getting better.

Sunday, April 19, 2009

Little balls of Hate


Today I believe I came down with the pink eye in both eyes. I have never had it before ... wow ... it kinda sucks. My eyes haven't stopped watering since I got up this morning. I did make it out for a nice Italian lunch at Casa today ... but then back home and laid on the couch the rest of the day. We'll see if I can make it into work tomorrow.

Saturday, April 18, 2009

JUCY LUCY

Tonight we tried something that we saw on the show Man vs. Food. It is called the Jucy Lucy (and yes, that's how you spell it) and it hails from Minneapolis, Minnesota. It is actually two hamburger patties that are wrapped around a block of cheese. The patties are then crimped at the edges to seal in the cheese before it is thrown on the grill. The cheese is then heated to a boil inside the burger. When you take your first bite of the Jucy Lucy, the cheese flows all over your face, scolding and burning like liquid hot magma ... but it is totally worth it. MMMmmmmm ... good stuff.

The rest of the day was filled with helping my parents landscape, as well as playing some outside games with my brother that is in from out of town. It was a great day, great weather, and I even got some sun.

Friday, April 17, 2009

Hiccups Hurt

Tonight my family and I went out to the finest steak house in town to celebrate my bro and sis in law's birthdays. I had the craziest hiccup while in the midst of putting down a 16 oz prime rib. It was what turned out to be a triple hiccup! It was a hiccup that piggy backed a hiccup that piggy backed another hiccup .... it was epic!

I have figured out that I get the hiccups when I go for a jog outside when the air is still not all that warm. I don't get them on the treadmill ... maybe I am sucking too much wind?

Ahhh .. but great night ... awesome food ... and my family

Thursday, April 16, 2009

Why No Buffer?


Ugghh .... The creepy guy came in the bathroom at work today while i was at the far urinal. There are 3 urinals in a row, and this guy chooses the middle. Not only that, but he uses a weird stance in which he kinda squats with his knees bent. He also stands a little farther away from the urinal that usual ... Creepy.

I have tomorrow off of work ... we are going to Cork N Cleaver to celebrate my bro and sis in lawz b-day ... mmmmmmmmmmm ... prime rib stylee for sure.

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

I feel Haxxor'D

I felt like I needed this all day today. I battled headaches, warm flashes, and sore throat at work and at home. My brother and my parents were sick like this last week ... good thing I went to their house for Easter : (

I think I will still try to tough it into work tomorrow though. ... but for now .. bedtime!

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

BUM SOCCER LEAGUE

Today at work, two friends got into an argument about if you offered a bum leftover food ... would they eat it. They gave the specific example of half eaten chicken, a couple grape sized tomatos, and some orange slices. I jumped in and informed them that the Bum Soccer League would be more than happy to take the orange halves off their hands. hahhaha the thought of this league made me laugh .. so I had to draw it.

In other less important news ... I didn't get fired today. Weeeeeeeeeeeeeee!! There were layoffs in my area at work today ... but I got that passover.

Fringe is on tonight and I am sitting pretty with the best pizza in town (Ziffles) in my stomach. nice

Sunday, April 12, 2009

Saturday, April 11, 2009

I can Win at Fake Baseball

I spent a lot of time today catching up on some old Super Nintendo game from days gone by. In one game of Ken Griffey Jr. babseball, I ended up winning 21 -2 with an mvp performance turned in by Marquis Grissom. It was straight domination. I also played some old school NHLPA Hockey with my brother Ryan ... that may be the best 2 player sports game ever. We were pretty even at that game, so it was teh funZ.

The rest of the day consisted of lunch at The Mandarin and fertilizing the lawn. I may watch some Angel season 1 tonight. I am kinda getting into it ... yea ... I'm a big dork ... big deal .. wanna fight about it?

Friday, April 10, 2009

Paul Blart 2 gets pwn'D by Taco

Today I went to a new Mexican restaurant right down the street from my house. It is named Casa Grande. Which I find funny because both words are probably 2 out of the 8 words that most non-Mexican speaking American probably know the meaning to. There is also an Italian restaurant basically across the street from it named Casa ... hahahahaha ... good job on the name, Mexican restaurant. It was pretty good. They had that authentic white cheese on the tacos, which I love. It was also affordable and the salsa was descent.

After the restaurant, we went and saw Seth Rogan's Observe and Report. This is the second movie I have seen about a mall cop this year, Paul Blart being the other. This basically was the same movie as Paul Blart except bumped up from PG to R. It had some amusing moments ... but overall it was pretty meh ...

I would have to call the white cheese on my tacos the crowing achievement on my day off from work.

Thursday, April 9, 2009

Cupcakes for All


Today at work, I witnessed an email battle about the quality of Easter cupcakes that my friend brought to work vs the cupcakes that her co-worker brought into work. My other friend pointed out that there was probably some sort of cupcake socialism today, as most cupcakes probably look and taste the same for the Easter holiday. He then attached this picture. I made one small change by adding the cupcake. I like it : ) Cupcakes for the People!!!

I have tomorrow off work .... weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Now I just need to find something to eat, while watching The Office.

Wednesday, April 8, 2009

Even Stevens


In the mail today, I received a medical bill for $62 and an unexpected check from my insurance company for $62. I could not believe it. I was Even Stevens .... just like Jerry Seinfeld.

Lost is on tonight, and I am so pumped. It is set up to be a really good episode. I am gonna tear up some Casa Salad and guzzle some Pepsi Max with my favorite show, Evah!

Tuesday, April 7, 2009

Sweaty Fingers


At the gym tonight, I saw a truly horrible image that has since been seared into my mind. A larger lady in an all pink sweat-suit was pumping away on one of those cardio machines where the legs and arms swing, when what I suspect was her husband came up from behind and started scratching her back! Not just her regular back .... but her sweat-stained back ... eeeeek! This sight was even worse then the sight of a naked old man that destroyed my eyes when I walked into the locker room.

ps ... sweaty back scratches are awesome'D!!

Well ... Fringe comes back on tonight, and I am very excited. I also want to send a happy birthday out to my friend, Jeremy.

Later ...

Monday, April 6, 2009

Food for my Mouth



Tonight I got the taste for some coney dogs. I obv used Nathan's Hot Dogs and then piled it high with chili, onions, and shredded cheddar cheese. I put down 3 dogs, as can be seen in my maticulously, accurate painting. They were awesome. They better be, because I have to have them for the next two nights, ha. I have found I have a high tolerance for leftovers.

I will leave you with a companywide email that my friend received today. It's just ... awesome:

"Heather called in this morning because she is not feeling well. She is planning on being in this morning."

.... HUHz??? LolzcArebeArZ

Sunday, April 5, 2009

JAAAAAMMMMMM!!!



Today, my pops & I had a jam session. Me on the guitar, and my dad on his new ukulele. We rocked out some tracks like "Take Me Out to the Ballgame" and "Polly Wolly Doodle Ala Day". It was totally fierce.

Saturday, April 4, 2009

My Brother is a Destroyer



Today my brother lifted my father's computer with his thumb applying pressure on the laptop's screen. This caused the screen to crack, which resulted in the most beautiful color pattern of lines and squiggles that you have ever seen. This also resulted in my brother fearing for his life and his $$$.

Friday, April 3, 2009

My Spelling was teh Fail

Prengils?

Yes, this is what qualifies as memorable when spending all day in a cubicle. I had to use a Pringles can to create a receptacle for encouraging notes that we can drop off for other co-workers. I created a fish out of the can. I'll attach a picture. The can ended up being the fish's mouth.

Speaking of chips ... has anyone tried Peppercorn & Ranch Sun Chips? Pretty Bomby ... try them.


fish'D

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